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Joke of the Day
"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."
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"Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture."
"When I fall down a public venue, ""Did anyone see me"" totally outranks ""Am I ok"" on the thought process."
"Don't ever compete against Heinz... You're always going to play catch up."
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."
"*placing Trump & Hillary signs on my lawn Neighbor: ""Confused about who to vote for?"" Me: ""What? No! I'm making a Halloween haunted house."""
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"
"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"
"Say what you will about hitler... At least he killed 6 million Jews"
"The second world war should have been called world war returns"