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Joke of the Day
"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."
Next Joke
"Comcast: ""Would you like to upgrade your Internet service to include cable?"" Me: ""No thanks, the illegal downloading has that base covered."""
"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"
"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"
"I would pay double my Netflix subscription if Stranger Things Season 2 brought back Barb from a parallel universe who then confesses her love for Nancy. You? What would you do for a clone dyke Barb?"
"China has a Great Wall And they have barely any Mexicans"
"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
"What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf? It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her."
"Why does Ganondorf hate the internet? There are too many links."