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Joke of the Day

"I don't call photos of myself ""selfies"". I call photos that include anyone else ""otheries""."

"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."

"How do you call fish with no eyes fsh"

"What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character? A George Costanza."

"""Whoo, take off your tits!"" -confused pervert"

"What has two holes and smells a lot? Your nose"

"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."

"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich."

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."