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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by reading a TIFU I forgot they're always horrible. Tl;dr: TIFU = bad"
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"The Chinese New Year is almost here. I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme."
"Working in porn for the free sex is like working at Chipotle for the free burritos Yeah, you're getting paid, but it destroys your asshole"
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"What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus? Flapjacks."
"How do You find the worst joke of the internet? You reddit."