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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"

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"I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave."
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"Hamlet gets a cough So, Hamlet is admitted to a hospital for a cough. He asks the doctors: ""TB or not TB"""
"My husband said I was unfeminine, so I socked him in the mouth."
"Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium **BATMAN! **"
"The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment ""gorgeous"" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies."
"Monotony is my favorite bored game."
"As a non-US-redditor I don't understand why right-wing gun nuts don't get along better with left-wing SJWs... ...they both seem to love triggers so much."
"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"
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