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Joke of the Day
"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"
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"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."
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"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
"What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles? A refuse sack."