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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
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"My roommates are concerned that I'm using all their kitchen utensils.. but that's a whisk i'm willing to take."
"Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25"
"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."
"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."
"Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic"
"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."
"When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure. You could say I was a rebel without a Clause."
"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"What happened to the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."