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Joke of the Day
"Wyoming? Why won't you kiss me? Because I'm Cheyenne."
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"What do you call a female to male sex change? An Addadictomy."
"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."
"I refuse to worry about wrinkles anymore. Besides, the botox I used on my scrotum burned and just made my balls look surprised all the time."
"Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot."
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."
"Did you hear about the man who bought a bucket load of Tipp-ex last week? Big mistake."
"Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday."
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"How do you know when a black woman is pregnant? When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked."