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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
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"Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought Phuket"
"66% of Canadians were unimpressed with ""The Revenant"", or as it's known in Canada, ""Pretty Average Day"""
"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""
"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"
"Ran into my ex the other day Then I put it in reverse. Then I ran her over."
"Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk."
"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."
"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."