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Joke of the Day

"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"

"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the best ingredients, you cruel bastards."

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever."

"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."

"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."

"My friend was getting an HIV test and he was worried, so I just gave him some advice. Stay Positive."

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"How many Feminists does it take to change a Light Bulb? Two - One to change the Bulb and one to Blow Me"