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Joke of the Day
"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."
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"whats 72?? Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching."
"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"
"What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating"
"If you come home after work and your wife greets you saying she got a massive pay raise from her boss at work, remember to not kiss her on the lips."
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"
"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."
"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"
"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."