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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers? Because they were stale, matey!"
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"What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday? ""You have to love easter, baby."" (OC)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !"
"Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we can."
"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."
"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."
"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."
"What's speed of sex? 68 because at 69 she needs to turn around."
"What do you call a hobo with an afro? A frobo."
"What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crimestoppers."