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Joke of the Day

"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."

"Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? Inflation"

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."

"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"

"Country Music Album My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland."

"A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight 30% are deemed morbidly obese 10% ate the test"

"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs... Because there's no trespassing allowed."

"This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore"