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Joke of the Day

"""I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him."" -The Incredible Hulk, about a guy he trusts a lot"

"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."

"What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"When I see a person with facial tattoos, I also know that I will see them in handcuffs if I follow them around long enough."

"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."

"What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with breasts and the thighs, all you have left to do is stick your bone in a greasy box..."

"Abortion - it really brings out the child in you. Anyone got any similar puns? Also: - 9/11 jokes are just plane rude."

"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""

"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."