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Joke of the Day

"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"What's the difference between Ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"

"What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma? This"

"Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex: I think I love you. Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window: Okay...."

"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."

"What are you if you hide eggs at nice places eggspert."

"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"

"Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei."