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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""

"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"

"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."

"Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion"

"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."

"Freudian Slips A Linguistic Slip is where you say one thing, but meant another. A Freudian Slip is where you do one thing, but meant your mother."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"

"Having mutual friends with someone does not mean you should add them on Facebook. It's like a stranger knocking on your door and saying, ""Hey we both know Mike, John, and Sara. You mind if I come in?"

"Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken Christopher Reeve"