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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."
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"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"Have you heard the story about the suicide bomber? I haven't but I heard it is BLOWING up"
"Why don't you want to eat pussy in the morning? Have you ever tried to spread a grilled cheese?"
"I drank a pint of beer in Saudi Arabia the other day... ... It cost me an arm and a leg."
"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"
"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."
"When it comes to discipline, I think I lack concentration camp."
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
"Q. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light."