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Joke of the Day

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines."

"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."

"""And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?""-- Teen Brian Williams' mother"

"Waitress: 'Do u have any questions about the menu?' Me: 'What kind of font is this?'"

"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"

"Hate when I'm being chased by a shark and I make it to land, only to find out he's tied to the back of a tiger."

"Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he's homeless."

"It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help!"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."