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Joke of the Day
"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."
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"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""
"What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne."
"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."
"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."
"Surely these children should be in bed by now? - me, anytime after 4pm"
"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."
"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"
"Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says ""Is that an orange bush, Holmes?"" Holmes replies, ""It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"""
"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."