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Joke of the Day

"If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective, they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus."

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."

"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"

"[interview] My biggest weakness is that I'm too literal ""That's fine. Your resume looks good, welcome aboard!"" *turns to whiteboard* welcome"

"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"

"What do gamers make for New Years? A New Years RESOLUTION"

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21"

"A father of four finds out hes months behind on child support... *[deleted] 1 hour ago (0 children)*"