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Joke of the Day
"What do gamers make for New Years? A New Years RESOLUTION"
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"a bum came up to me once and said ""sticking your junk in the snow is what necrophilia feels like"" ok"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"If there's one thing I like better than paying bills, it's anything else."
"A pickup line for people named Matt. ""Hey girl, you should sleep with me, my name's short for mattress."" (Just made it up today, please don't hate me.)"
"Freddie Gray's death was a real Homie-cide"
"I pick up my girlfriend at my her parent's house Her parents: She can eat anything except nuts, she is allergic to nuts. I reply, ""that may have ruined my plans for the evening"""
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."
"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."
"I'm not a fan of Nascar... I believe in equal rights."