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Joke of the Day
"What do gamers make for New Years? A New Years RESOLUTION"
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"thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon"
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"Have you heard the joke about recursion?"
"Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me. I've been practicing my poker face. Can we try again?"
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"