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Joke of the Day

"A father of four finds out hes months behind on child support... *[deleted] 1 hour ago (0 children)*"

"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."

"What happened in France? Did they release a GTA Go?"

"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"

"[tour of zoo] kid: ""i think its a elephant"" me: ""are you giving the tour"" kid: me: ""anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing"""

"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."

"Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship."

"When someone says ""surprise me"", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men."

"Say what you like about pedophiles Atleast they drive slow in school zones. credit to /u/c4rdi4c4rrest"

"Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens."