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Joke of the Day

"Dumb Joke David: Jim, you've got to be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Jim: Really? I think that's a hyperbola"

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"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"
"Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't."
"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""
"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"
"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""
"Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants."
"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"
"I Got Ebola :D Ebola icecream!"
"We white people don't shoot eachother I'm the streets like you blacks.... We do it in the schools because we have class! I'm sorry!!"