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Joke of the Day

"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."

"How do you know you are at a picnic with gay men? All the hot dogs taste like shit"

"I'm not a Christian... But as a gay man I wouldn't object to being nailed bloody up against some hard wood."

"I double majored in TV and burritos."

"Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk."

"My friend had a dog... My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer"

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"

"I'll never understand women. A species that loathes you for asking their age, but tortures you forever if you forget their birthday."

"Never date an Aztec woman... They'll rip your heart out :("