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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"

"Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her."

"So a termite walks into a bar and asks ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."

"What do you say to someone who doesn't like Rick & Morty? I'm going to need you to take your opinions and put'em wayyy up inside your butthole."

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"Anyone know how to fix a guardian angel, I think mine is broken."

"What's a Frenchman's favourite social media button? Retweet."

"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"

"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."