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Joke of the Day

"Isn't it annoying when you're having dinner with your in-laws and they don't exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?"

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"

"Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police? Because the g is silent"

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."

"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."

"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."

"Can everyone please stop making political posts? You're never going to be able to make anything funnier than reality."

"See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft."

"No thank you GPS.I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything"