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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"Women are like the Call of Duty games. If you play them for too long, you'll end up alone."

"What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)"

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

"6 and 7 are hanging out. 6 says ""you wanna grab a drink?"" 7 says, ""Nah, I aint ate yet."""

"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"

"Shout out to people that do not know what the opposite of in is!"

"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"

"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"