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Joke of the Day

"Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21"

"Why can't clocks keep secrets? Because, time will always tell."

"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."

"Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now I drive a Prius & am a Zumba instructor."

"War doesn't determine who is right... It only determines who is left."

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"I could never be gay I just can't have sex with someone I respect"

"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."

"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."

"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."