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Joke of the Day
"Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21"
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"McDonald's french fries are not real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too."
"I was trying to help my family overcome their drug habits... ...but it got too *meth*-y. Ill just let them *weed* themselves out."
"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"""How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."""
"Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions."
"Are your breast imported? Because they look like they're over C's"
"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"
"Dr: ... Me: ... D: ... M: ... D: *sighs* Did you stick an orange up your rectum M: No *orange falls out onto floor* D: ... M: *mumbles* yes"