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Joke of the Day

"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."

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"This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd ""Shona baby"""
"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."
"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."
"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"
"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."
"What do you call it when a pickle masturbates? Gherkin off"
"-Boss: ""Send me one of your funny tweets"" -Me: ""I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later"" -Boss: ""Hahaha! Send me another one."""
"Time to ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles? how else could we stop this?"