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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."
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"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."
"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"
"in hindsight, ms. frizzle taking a bus of children inside of an unsuspecting person was not ok. one of those rascals peed in his body."
"I went to library to check out a book on suicide. The librarian asked me ""who would bring it back?"""
"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"
"Baby, I would run into a burning building from you."
"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."
"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."
"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."