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Joke of the Day

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"

"I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying"

"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw"

"If you tweet about orthopedic shoes enough, you don't even need to write ""No DMs"" in your bio."

"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"

"The United States of America Yeah, That's it."

"Goldilocks taught me that you can get away with breaking into a brown family's home and stealing their food, as long as you're a white girl."