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Joke of the Day
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they're usually plugged into a know-it-all."
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"I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs."
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"A wizard cursed my land yesterday. Now that's an evil plot!"
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"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"