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"What do you call it when a pickle masturbates? Gherkin off"
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"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They're both full of ripped assholes."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."
"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."
"""Why do white people like cheese so much?"" Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post."
"How do you give a quadriplegic a headache? Ask him to hold open the elevator door"
"If you met my friends, you would understand."