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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a pickle masturbates? Gherkin off"
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"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas Gloves. Only joking he's not opened his presents yet."
"Research has shown that men think about sex every 15 sex."
"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"Everyone has to pay for their mistakes... except for banks. Banks are apparently exempt from a lot of shit."
"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."
"What's the difference between having a son and having a daughter? If you have a son, there's only one penis you have to worry about."
"My laptop just passed away. What's the mourning period for this? Do I need to wear black? Is it ok to cry?"
"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"
"What entrance do prostitutes use? Hodor"