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"Breakfast Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."""
"I hate all the political correctness in recent years I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"""Why haven't you been answering my pigeons?"" - 17th century sext"
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"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."
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"FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious."
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