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Joke of the Day
"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."
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"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"
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"Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all? No, but you've got an amazing ass!"
"When can't a pencil write out a check? When it's broke."
"What is yellow and eats beetles for a living? Yoko Ono."
"German sausages, eh? They're the Wurst!"
"At any time, the temptation to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away....... A whim away."
"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"
"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"