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Joke of the Day

"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."

"What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !"

"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."

"Joe is a such generous guy. Once he went out on the town and got two blowjobs. He came back and gave me one!"

"My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles..."

"I'm sorry I can't go out tonight because of the internet."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."

"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."