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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan? No home oh"
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"Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!"
"Heard a friend bragging about his one night stand Whatever mate, i've got two night stands. One either side of my bed."
"I wear a stethoscope, so that in the case of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because it'd look bloody stupid with six inches."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"
"How do Australian bees please the queen bee? They bee hive"
"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."
"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"Why might Saturn's rings come loose? They're too close to Titan."