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Joke of the Day
"How do Australian bees please the queen bee? They bee hive"
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"Do the followers in England read my tweets in an English accent? Because I write them in a Jamaican accent..so that must be weird..mon"
"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""
"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"
"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."
"If your name is Willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout."
"Donald Trump."
"Neurotic Girls... Wear Freudian Slips"
"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."
"My Gf asked me How many times I jerked off I told her I only tried it a handful of times"