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Joke of the Day

"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."

"If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends."

"Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. I couldn't help but think, it would work much better on the front."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Jesus wants to get fucked for free."

"It makes me sad when people tell me they married their best friend, mostly because marriage between a woman and Vodka will never be legal."

"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"

"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."

"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""

"I love when people say ""If people hate you, it only means you're doing something right."" Because that's what Hitler would say."