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Joke of the Day

"Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!"

"The girls I meet in bars have the worst pickup lines. They're like, ""Hey, what's your friend's name?"" Never works on me ladies."

"What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? Rad-ish."

"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum? I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit."

"Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon."

"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"

"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."

"What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? Sheez was!"