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Joke of the Day

"I visited a small village where they had a cat for a king and a dog for a queen... ...they were reigning cats and dogs."

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught hiding illegal immigrants in Prague? He got prison for caching false Czechs."

"It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read."

"Did you know you can drink Lava? But only once!"

"I'm amazed by the number of people who text while driving. How do they manage to maintain control of their car without spilling their beer?"

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

" Cause the players gonna play play play The haters gonna hate hate hate Baby Im just gonna bottle it all up & develop severe trust issues "

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."

"Have you read the book about the guy who can only ejaculate a virus? It's a classic coming-a-phage story."

"What did Stephen Hawking Say when his computer crashed? Nothing"