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Joke of the Day

"Why might Saturn's rings come loose? They're too close to Titan."

"Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance? A: To a meatball."

"*Ok, don't let them know you're a dog* Him: The job is yours. Here's the keys to your new office. [tosses keys] *catches keys in my mouth*"

"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""

"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"

"Yeah food is good but idk I guess I just always wanted to be able to devour souls as well"

"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."

"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"

"You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him."

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"