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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"

"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"

"Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately."

"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"

"Why didn't Hitler drink? It made him mean."

"Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman? It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)"

"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."

"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."

"Homeless man asked me if I could 'spare some change'. I told him 'change comes from within'. Long story short, I'm missing a kidney."

"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."