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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons... ...you won't get scurvy."
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"Children change a lot of things like now if I get lost in a corn maze I just lay down and take a nap or run toward the guy with a chainsaw."
"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"
"I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM."
"Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes"
"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"
"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait"