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Joke of the Day
"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"
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"I wish I were a Jedi. I don't want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day."
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"
"[Gym] Hello ladies, and welcome to Body By Jake! Me: ""Jake?"" *i discreetly shove the cake I brought into my bag & back out of the room*"
"If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men."
"I slapped a girl in the face at the bar last night ... She told me her name!! Edit: I made up this while waiting for GoT. Please don't get mad. ^I'm ^^pathic ^^^and ^^^^awkward."
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends [dark] A Sandy hook survivor. C.o. my fucked up cousin"
"Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks"
"A man was arrested for masturbating on a plane. The charge was highjacking, but he got off."