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Joke of the Day
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."
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"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"
"So a Mormon walks into a bar.."
"Last night, I forgot about the Sun Then it dawned on me..."
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"How do you get a hippie off your door step? Pay for the pizza and close the door."
"What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."
"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""
"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
"Did you guys hear about the dyslexic man who went to the toga party? They wouldn't let him in because he showed up dressed as a goat."