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Joke of the Day

"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"

"SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency."

"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"Don't you dare look at me with that come hither stare; I haven't hithered in years."

"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."

"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."

"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."