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Joke of the Day
"Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight Oh wait"
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"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."
"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"
"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."
"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go!"
"What is it called when Albert Einstein masturbates? A stroke of genius."
"first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time"
"If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, ""Nature photographs."" Thanks."
"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."
"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."