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Joke of the Day

"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""

"Reddit is like a shiny, new penny... It's fun to look but completely worthless! - Edit: Wow, front page! :D Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone"

"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"*Buys new iPhone* *Crosses road tweeting about it* *Accident* *Dies* *Makes entry in heaven* - Sent via iPhone."

"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"

"Every once in a while someone really special walks into your life. That person is usually delivering a pizza"

"yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!"

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"