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Joke of the Day
"How come no one tries to blow up the Pope? I thought he was inflatable."
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"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."
"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"She can argue for 4 hours straight... but ten minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts."
"Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony."
"What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe? It's Narnia business."
"I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there I mean, just the mere sight of me masturbating sent him off on a rant about ""morals"" and ""his children"" and ""security""."
"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"