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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to play Goat Simulator... ...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM."
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"What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? There's only one Bender in Futurama"
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"I want the Cowboys to come to my funeral so they can let me down one last time!! (Shots fired)"
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"
"It's a bad idea to eat the meat from the female cows. That would be a Miss Steak."
"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks."
"Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs..."