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Joke of the Day
"I renamed my night club Viagra... It's been 4 hours and people are still cuming!"
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"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."
"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"
"13yo Jesus: You're not my real dad! I HATE YOU! Joseph: One of these days boy, I'll [distant thunder] I'll do nothing. Absolutely nothing."
"2 people confessed to killing Russian opposition leader Boris Nemtsov"
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"
"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."