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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"Fred came home from his first day at school. ""Nothing exciting happened"" he told his mother ""Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"""
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"
"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."
"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""
"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""
"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."
"You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog"